funny cute sayings 2010 01 15
Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere.No guy is worth your tears & the ones who are won’t make you cry.
Grandparents, so easy to operate even a child can do it.
A bad day of fishing is still better than a good day at the office!
When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh," it's already too late.
Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
A bird in the hand makes blowing the nose difficult.
You're as cute as a button!
I smile because most often I don't know what the heck is going on?
Computerized dating can save a lot of guesswork - but so can a bikini.
Honeymoon: A short period of doting between dating and debating.
A 3-year old's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
Friends are like bras, they're close to your heart and there for support.
The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
Oh crap! You're going to try and cheer me up, aren't you?
Written by funnysayings 238 days ago
Friends are like bras, they're close to your heart and there for support.