funny sayings 2009 11 11
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.Never have more children than you have car windows.
If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
Most women set out to try to change a man, and when they have changed him they do not like him.
I found there was only one way to look thin, hang out with fat people.
Written by funnysayings 89 days ago
Most women set out to try to change a man, and when they have changed him they do not like him.