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funny sayings for weddings 2010 03 09 p1

The most dangerous food is wedding cake.

Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get home, but it doesn't always go with everything else in the house. Author: Jean Kerr

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. ~Phyllis Diller, Phyllis Diller's Housekeeping Hints, 1966

Any married man should forget his mistakes, no use in two people remembering the same thing.

And now abide faith, hope, and love, these three, but the greatest is love.
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