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funny sayings 2009 10 01 part III

I quit flying years ago. I don't want to die with tourists.

I spend money with reckless abandon.
Last month I blew $5000 at a reincarnation.
I got to thinking,
what the hell,
you only live once!


My father was from Aberdeen,
and a more generous man you couldn't wish to meet.
I have a gold watch that belonged to him.
He sold it to me on his deathbed.
I wrote him a cheque fo

funny sayings 2009 10 01 part II

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

The man that runs away lives to die another day.

The report of my death was an exaggeration.

I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.

funny sayings 2009 10 01 part I

It's funny the way most people love the dead. Once you're dead, you're made for life.

Death was Nature's way of telling you to slow down.


I don't want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when I go, they go too.


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