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funny dog sayings 2010 07 27
What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight; it's the size of the fight in the dog. ~Dwight D. Eisenhower
I bought a dog the other day...I named him Stay. It's fun to call him...'Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!' He went insane. Now he just ignores me and keeps typing. He's an East German Shepherd. ~Steven Wright
Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. ~Co
funny sayings 2010 07 19
Artificial Intelligence: The other guy's opinion.Radioactive halibut will make fission chips.
Hi, my name is John, and I'm a closet lurker.
If you take the plunge, return it by Tuesday.
I'm so poor, I can't even pay attention!
I think, therefore I am overqualified.
Marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries.
funny sayings 2010 07 14
It’s true that we don’t know what we’ve got until we lose it,
but it’s also true that we don’t know what we’ve been missing until it arrives.
An expert is a man who tells you a simple thing in a confused way
in such a fashion as to make you think the confusion is your own fault.
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like
shoveling the drive before it has stopped s
funny sayings 2010 07 12
I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three. ~Elayne BooslerThe most important thing is not to stop questioning. - Albert Einstein
Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others. -----Confucius
You are a ti
funny sayings 2010 07 02
"Birthdays are nature's way of telling us to eat more cake".
"Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty".
"Personally I think birthdays and anniversaries are like menstrual cramps, a regular pain in the ass thats somehow connected to birth".
"I've never looked forward to a birthday like I'm looking forward to my new daughter's birthday, bec
funny sayings 2010 06 22
To those of you who received honors, awards and distinctions, I say well done. And to the C students, I say you too may one day be president of the United States.
Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country.
Man - a figment of God's imagination.
Denial ain't just a river in Egypt.
funny sayings 2010 06 21
I frankly felt like the reception we received on the way in from the airport was very warm and hospitable. And I want to thank the Canadian people who came out to wave -- with all five fingers -- for their hospitality.
As you know, we're studying safe levels for arsenic in drinking water to base our decision on sound science, the scientists told us we need to test the water glasses of a
funny sayings 2010 06 20
When I take action, I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt. It's going to be decisive. -- (Newsweek, Sep 24, 2001)
Thank you for your e-mail. This Internet of yours is a wonderful invention. -- (email to Al Gore, mocking his famous Internet invention claim, quoted in Newsweek, Mar 2000)
Be careful about reading health
funny sayings 2010 06 23
In my sentences I go where no man has gone before...I am a boon to the English language.
You can fool some of the people all the time, and those are the ones you want to concentrate on. -- (spoken at a Washington Dinner, March 2001)
Few things are harder to put up with than a good example.
We consider that any man who can fiddle all through one of those Virginia Reels withou
funny sayings 2010 06 19
Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it.
Wagner's music is better than it sounds.
Get the facts first. You can distort them later.
When in doubt, tell the truth.
You can tell German wine from vinegar by the label.
Once you've put one of his books down, you simply can't pick it up a
funny sayings 2010 06 24
The report of my death was an exaggeration. (New York Journal, June 1897)
Buy land. They've stopped making it.
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
Always do right - this will gratify some and astonish the rest.
Most people are bothered by those passages of Scriptur
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